My plan was to upload pictures of my trip (I guess it’s not actually a trip) but, you know, plans change.
I should warn you in advance, this video will just be a waste of your time (but that’s pretty much a warning for my entire blog).
Few notes for your amusement:
0:11-0:17. No one told me I forgot a spot on my nose… I don’t really know how long I had that semen-looking fluid on there.
0:35. That’s my big brother <3
0:42. Just a random kid… He didn’t need a note, didn’t he?
0:44. My blowjob face is glad to meet you.
0:57-1:00. Translation: “That you’re a whore and I can see your bra”. I heard a 12 year old telling that to some friend of hers… I thought it was hilarious.
… Song by Parry Gripp.