What I’m about to share may confuse some of my readers… Others may think it fits perfectly with my psychological profile.
Human contact makes me uncomfortable. I don’t mean sudden hugs, pats on the back or hey-dude-high-five!… I talking about those extended touches.
I can stand it (or even appreciate it) if it either comes from someone really close to me (and I mean really close, like a boyfriend, best friend or my mom) or if I’m horny enough to don’t even remember what intimacy means.
I’ll take a moment here to shudder about the fact that I just used “mom” and “horny” in the same sentence…
Girls rarely agree with me on this; they walk arm by arm, sleep on the same bed, sit on each other’s lap… They just love to touch each other (pun very intended). I swear, if I were a boy I’d spend half of the time that I’m with them with a hard-on…
Just a few days ago I was talking to a girl friend; she was telling me all about this dude who’s in some of her classes and how they like to hold hands… My reaction went something like this: “WHAT? You guys hold hands? Just like that? WHY? Do you even like him? Does he like you? Answer me, you little hand-holder slut!”. By my freak out one would think is his dick what she likes to hold on to.
Let me say this, I’m aware my point of view may be a little bit messed up. I’m not defending it… At all.
But why? Why on earth would you like to hold someone’s sweaty palm for a longer period than a handshake? It’s not an spontaneous gesture of love or happiness, you’re not getting any sexual pleasure out of it. I don’t get why someone would even bother… Unless they really like that sweaty palm.