You know it’s almost impossible for me to study in an empty library? Not because it is a remainder of how almost everybody in my building is home with their families…
No. It turns out I really need someone shooting me the "Study,-bitch,-that’s-why-you’re-here” look… Without that, I’m just an exceptionally cute bimbo who gets distracted by shiny objects.
Prepare yourself for a very accurate dramatization of what happens inside my head while I study alone:
1700: I’ll study for an hour, take a short break and then study some more…
1702: A vector subspace is a space inside a vector space… That’s so funny… I should make a graphic of this and post it on the internet; something like invection... No. That’s not funny at all.
1706: I wonder who decided there’s a whole universe of vectors…
1707: What I really wonder is what is like to have an erection…
1710: Vectors… Stupid little vectors – Wait! What was that? Did that led on my phone just blinked…? Nope. No, it didn’t.
1712: ♪Danger! Danger! High Voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!♪ Man, I wish I could just get that fucking song out of my head… lol, no, I don’t; is awesome.
1715: OMG! Look at me! I’m balancing a pen with just my nose!
1718: I hate vectors.
1721: ♪ Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires? It’s my desire! IT’S MY DESIRE! ♪ … I’m so glad no one came in when I decided to suddenly jump off my chair…
1727: Ok, that led totally blinked now… Yes! I got mail! omg just like that movie…!!
1729: Oh, he’s so funny. I should answer this email now…! NO! Woman, control yourself; first, you study, then, you answer emails.
1734: ██████ private ████ ████ █████ █████ little █████████ fantasy ████ ███ ███████ you █████ ███ ███ ██████ ███ ███ ████ really ████ █████ don’t ███ ██ ████ ███ ████ ███████ need ████ █████ ██ ███ ██████ ███████ to ███ ███████ know ███████████ ████ ███ █████ ████ █ █████… Should I change panties now or later?
1739: What? What am I doing glancing at other girl’s books?! My seat is at the other side of the room… How the hell did I get here? I don’t even care about finances!
1741: I understand this so well; maybe I don’t need to study… Wait! Is that a 4? That doesn’t make sense at all!
1743: I’m so going to fail.
1751: Oh… It’s a 1… That I understand. Note to self: Work on your calligraphy.
1755: ♪When we touch! When we kiss!♪
1756: Well, that’s as close to an hour as you can get. I’ll take my very well-deserved break now. Note to self: Don’t act surprise when you fail.
Now, I’m not trying to be funny but I should really go study.