There’s nothing I hate more than when guys claim girls always fall for the jerks.
I’m going for dramatics with this entry;
there are tons of things I hate more than that, for example:
- people who dislike puppies
- unflushed toilets
Oh, and I guess that war stuff kinda sucks too
Dear self-proclaimed nice guys:
- You don’t have to finish last.
- There’s a difference between nice and dumb.
Sure, some girls do like mean guys, just like some girls enjoy the Twilight series… Shit happens, I won’t ever understand it but the rest of us don’t have to carry that fucking burden.
You know, I’ve been a girl for as long as I can remember and I’ve had a very traditional girl-upbringing. From marrying Barbie and Ken a zillion times to discussing contraceptives, I have done the whole ritual; I know girls. Even behind all those mind games I know what they want and, trust me on this one, lovely dick-carrier, they don’t want jerks.
Confidence. Bitches love confidence.
Confident guys are mistaken with jerks. Confident girls are mistaken with sluts. I’m guessing our society wants to give a negative connotation to people who feel secure enough to get what they want; whatever, I’m too pretty to think deeper than that, so I’ll let society figure that one out on their own.
I’ll keep this short and simple.
You are not being a nice guy if you:
- long for the girl
- do whatever she asks you to do
(while you both have your clothes on and she’s not willing to do a thing for you)
- constantly remind her how you feel about her
(when she doesn’t feel the same way)
- follow her wherever she goes
(without her previous consent… or even with her consent)
- want to bang her but instead you’re listening to her whining about other guys
You are, actually, being an idiot
and, probably, a creep. I’m sorry to break it up to you but… That’s not sexy, honey.
If you don’t think you can do better than the “good friend” status, we won’t either. If letting her go and/or admitting to yourself it’s a hopeless situation, means being a jerk… Be the biggest jerk you can be.
I know my audience; guys don’t need an ego buster section, you just need boobs… Enjoy: