I’ll just say it: I like porn. Shocking, I know; girls not only like sex, girls like watching other people have sex, who would have thought.
The thing is that I’m also into kink; sometimes I worry I’m not so into conventional sex as I should, but that’s really just between me and the Lord (that’s how I’m calling my future sex partner).
Having those preferences do make, looking for porn, on the internet, an interesting adventure. Since people seemed to enjoy reading what was going through my head while I did something as boring as studying for math, I figured you’d enjoy this treat too.
Trust me, you can’t make this shit up.
0010. Come on, tubegalore, you must have something good for me today.
0011. Bizarre…? I’m not sure my stomach is strong enough to handle this category.
0012. Double blowjob; double fisting; double toying; double penetration anal; double penetration pussy… Damn, if one dick in one hole isn’t enough, you know you have problems…
0014. Saggy tits; sailor; sandwich…!! There’s porn about sandwiches?
0017. I’m going with Lesbian Gangbang.
0028. Oh no… They are going to get a baseball bat into…? Oh, they are… Now I feel bad this poor girl got fucked over with a bat and I’m just going to close the tab.
0030. I just hate these stupid ads all around, they make me lose my focus!
0031. OMG! Is that the Little Mermaid having sex with his father? How is that even possible!? I’ll just click it to…
0032. Well, of course it was spam! Man, I’m like those old people who actually think they are the 10.000.000th visitor!
0038. Bobbi Starr has such a nice set of teeth… She’s adorable… Huh… I think it’s time for a little of testosterone!
0045. Is he going to pee on her? Oh, man! This was such a pleasant video until that happened! Ok, I’ll just pretend he’s cumming.
0046. That would be a lot of semen.
0047. Ok, this is not even normal pee.
0048. No. This isn’t possible; that’s a hose strapped on to a dildo. I’m closing this.
0055. Are hairy pussies in again? How come nobody told me?
0058. It’s just not fair! There are a lot of hot girls doing porn and I can’t get a single attractive dude? How hard is to get a young guy to agree to get paid for having sex…? Instead I just have to look at these lovely young ladies sucking the cock of a midget!
0059. Let’s face it, I can’t afford to have standards.