Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Seductive As Hell

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  • Sooner or later, I will confess my long time wish of watching
    “The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.

Wrong Answer
”Good for you”
”Really? Isn’t awful?”
”How could a tomato kill a person? Is it, like, about mortal diarrhea?”
”I’m sorry, what? I was too busy being boring”

Right Answer
Enthusiasm and a link to watch it online in my inbox

  • Speak in a British accent.
  • Be awesome.

12 comments:

  1. I just watched the trailer for that and it scared me.

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  2. I am awesome AND British.

    http://www.alluc.org/movies/watch-attack-of-the-killer-tomatoes-online/177367.html?lang=en&navpath=search|attack+of+the+killer|1

    BOOM

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  3. Are you talking about the original movie or the cartoon series? I never seen the movie, but have seen the cartoon series. I think it was on at the same time the Ghost Buster cartoon series too. Can't say I would go out of my way to track down either, sorry.

    I guess I am just not that awesome.

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  4. I know a particular British fellah. . . is that who you had in mind or is it a much broader category?

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  5. @interwebshobo. Scared in an awesome way… I bet :D

    @Glenn Berry. Aren’t you a charmer. To be honest, I’d have never thought someone would follow my little guide.

    @Jules. You’re also happily married; I see no reason to even make an effort.

    @deepintheheart. Sound like a charming fellah, you should introduce us.

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  6. I don't view myself as awesome, and I'm not British either.

    Suppose I'm doomed.

    Dooooooooooooooooooooooomed
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpFg52bpzZM

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  7. http://youtu.be/F_8VDUheI2o

    Spoooky.

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  8. @Anon. Now, you say that with pride!

    @Kristoffer. If I were smarter, I could come up with some life metaphor... That was pretty cool, actually.

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  9. ..ON a side note,
    I once injected a tomato with red food dye and then stabbed it a bunch of times with a ja henckels knife and put it on youtube.. killer footage but it freaked people out and got taken down.

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  10. People get scared easily these days.

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  11. I've got a British accent, but the bad kind :(

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  12. I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a bad kind of British accent.

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