This year, for Halloween, I was planning on being Dead Body #2, from Freddy vs. Jason… Then, I remember I’m way too cool for that shit.
I’m throwing my own party instead, with such a restrictive guest list it just includes me; going as an stressed architecture student (with bags under my eyes and everything!). Everyone is required to bring their own laptops with AutoCad installed and there will be coffee! Lots and lots of coffee! I will just go ahead and ruin the big surprise: British Man will come late at night, and show, all guest, his penis.
Anyway, Happy Halloween!