Nice to see someone is getting laid on my birthday! :P
Oh, honey... I'm sure a lot of people will be getting laid on your birthday <3
[FUN FACT]Every second, 15,000 people have sex.
You can count me in that number. ;)
Oh! Oh! Have sex on my birthday too!
So, you're going to England or "someone" coming to Spain? (and there's an easy pun in here!)
I spend a lot of evenings 'coming to Spain'.If you know what I mean.I mean cybersex.With Lola.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
"A Gentleman Doesn't Jizz and Tell"Yep. I can be pretty subtle too.
Ok, ok… I could try having sex (even if it’s just cybersex) on each of your birthdays. Just leave the date and a list of fetishes, to have a more personalized experience <3