Monday, March 12, 2012

Fifty Million Dead Cigars; Part 3

I know, I know… I should have done this a while ago but admit you weren’t holding on to your chair either.
If you were… Deny it. It would be embarrassing for everyone involved.

Sexy Ones
Time longest sexual encounter lasted?
A 6 day holiday.

Time shortest sexual encounter lasted?
”oh, honey, don’t worry…! It’s such a compliment!”

Favorite place to be touched? Least favorite place to be touched?
It’s not where, it’s how.

A lot of pictures in your tumblr (always tagged britishman) are doggie-style, and quite a few add hair-pulling. How does that feeling compare to your favorite Cunnilingus? (unless that's Lola's favorite, not yours)
This one is really easy. I simply love sex. I really fucking do.
I like it when I’m in all four, on my back, on my knees, standing up… Bring me the right person and I’m sure we can figure out a nice mix of sexy positions.

Are there Spanish boys hitting on you these days?
If I go out clubbing there are always guys who want to get their penis a nice warm home… The rest of the time I just have a group of nerdy guys who laugh at my jokes.

Do you rank men's sperm taste after a BJ? How was one "best", and which was worst?
I have never notice that much of a difference that would have make me, either, throw up or wish there was an ice cream with that flavor.

Name three places where you'd really like to have sex, whether it's actually possible or not.
Fancy dinner party. Trashy house party. Faillingwater house (it’s a really cool house…)

When you orgasm, you...
Arch my back, close my eyes and gasp.
(Unless British Man instructs me to do something else).

do you prefer a dick growing inside your mouth or already hard before starting the bj?
…It really depends! He’s not hard already because it’s an spontaneous blowjob or I have suddenly decided to suck on unwilling penises?

do you notice a big difference about doing with or without a condom?
… Wait, that’s nothing to be ashamed of!

Which tastes better a penis or vagina?
I haven’t taste any other vagina but my own… And it would be weird if I loved myself that much.

Most orgasms during single sex session?
How do you declare a sex session officially over? If I put on my clothes back again and ate fried chicken, does that count as a small break in the middle of one ‘sex session’ or it divides the sex into two different experiences?

You like it best when someone's _______ is rubbing against your vagina
From a scale of 1 to 8.5, how creeped out would you be if I answered this with ‘puppy’?

do you let guys film you during sex?
Depending on the guy, this answer could go from “sure, hon” to “what the fucking fuck is wrong with you?”

My Irrelevant Life
Have you ever worm short hair (not asking for it, I prefer longer)
Yes. It makes me look like a little girl.

Favorite sport?
Ugh... And tennis <3

Vacation (money not an object): ski, bungee jump, rafting, museum, cultural faraway place, tropical beach, hiking/biking, sailing. Top two?
I don’t know if this would qualify as a “top” since I have never done it and I could hate it… I have wanted since I was a teenager to go to a secluded cabin (preferably during winter, while it’s all snowy) with a boyfriend and a group of friends… Be stupid together and, at night, have (monogamous) sex with our respective partners (or by themselves, I don’t care, as long as I am the one who gets dick).

You know… The kind of place where everyone is killed, by Nazi Zombies, by the end of the weekend.
In this silly little fantasy of mine, this cabin is very modern and luxurious… And nobody dies. Of course. 

Right handed or left?

Philosophy and Stuff

You have one wish, What would it be?
Mhm… To have such a satisfying life that when my death comes I don’t feel like I should have done something differently.
Or, you know, to achieve the perfect Brazilian wax.

Stealing my Spotlight
May I buy you a drink? What are you drinking? My place or yours? Did reading these questions turn you on? What are you going to do about it?
No. No. No. No. Tell my mom there’s someone on the internet making me uncomfortable.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (had to)
It depends on whether you’re talking about an African or European swallow. (had to)

Misconception of what a question is
-Finish the sentence a man walks in…
… a very lousy joke?

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Discuss.
False. None of the Above. All of the Above. Yellow. My religion prohibits me from talking about certain issues.


  1. Um... If you really want to check out falling-waters let me know I live in the area and have a spare bed room. As for the sex part, sorry you're on your own for that. ;) We can even go check out Frank Lloyd Wright's second home in the area Kentuck knob, which I still have not yet visited.

    I will just have to figure out how to tell my wife, that a cute Mexican co-ed, who I met over the internet will be spending several nights. At least it will give me an opportunity to practice my Spanish.

    PS. I am serious. If you are ever in the States and plan to stop in Western Pennsylvania you have a place to stay. Just shoot me a message via Facebook several months before so I can be sure I will be in town.

    1. Aww, that's very sweet <3
      Psh, I'd wish I could see any near future where I could travel like that. You never know, I guess.
      But thank you, or better said, gracias :*

  2. I don't have any specific point.
    Just enjoyed the post, and your answers to my questions, and thank you for providing me with entertainment.

  3. Oh Lola, how I love you for these. <3

    Also, I literally laughed out loud at the puppy comment.