Wednesday, May 9, 2012

No Excuse

I am an ungrateful pet. I have behaved selfishly and spitefully towards Sir, despite everything he has done for my benefit. I am so lucky that Sir has chosen me as his pet, and must be suitably thankful at all times. As I am his property, it is his duty to protect and care for me in every way as his priceless possession. In return for this kindness, it is my duty to trust and submit to him unquestioningly in all things. If I cannot obey him to the letter, he cannot look after me.

I am only happy when Sir is happy. His pleasure is my pleasure.

14 comments:

  1. This is quite a departure from the usual "girl with more maturity than most cute 22-year-olds" blog.

    Not judging or complaining (feel free to experiment, but don't forget to report, with pictures), just pointing out.

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    1. Uh. You'll have to ask British Man about that, I don't know how he would feel like if anybody else got to see the goods, you know?

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  2. Dont worry Bob_Super......

    (most importantly) shit that isn’t meant to be taken seriously

    She's just kidding :)

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    1. But... I demanded pictures. If she's kidding, I won't get pictures, and that'd be sad...

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    2. Of course YOU* should never take this blog too seriously...
      But that doesn't mean I was kidding. I* was being entirely serious.

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  3. @Anon,

    but.. I want to take it seriously! She is British Man's pet and that's final!

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    1. Calm down, calm down! I am British Man's pet <3
      What happened is that a couple of days ago I acted REALLY bratty... As one of my punishments for that was to write this on my blog, so I wouldn't forget again that I belong to him and that I need to behave.

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  4. Lola, you forgot to capitalize all instances of "He", "Him" and "His". You wouldn't want anyone to think you weren't being properly respectful to your top, do you?

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  5. You for got to sign and date your contract.
    ;)

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  6. Oh, guys... Yep, I did forget a couple of details, you're going to get me in trouble with Him!
    >:[

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  7. what kind of punishments do you usually get?

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    1. Ok. I'd have too much fun answering this question to just leave it as a comment. Give me a chance to see if I can come up an entry; if not this next one, the one after that. If I can't, I'll simply answer here.
      Either way, you'll know :*

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    2. Can't wait to read this... maybe get some ideas. ;-)

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    3. I haven't forgotten about this <3 just to let you know.

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