Don’t you think I haven’t notice that, with all of these sexy entries (fictitious or not) I’ve left out to update you on my normal and monotonous life. Next semester I won’t be coming back to the dorms I currently live in (I still don’t know know how nuns could let such a cock-sucking atheist join, in the first place). I'm moving to my very own apartment (and by that I mean an apartment my parents are paying) which I’ll be sharing with 2 other friends: Muffin and a girl we will be calling Barbie (because she’s tall, blonde and perfect).
In the first instance, we will be welcoming anyone who’s not a thief, rapist, murderer or Jehovah’s Witness (unless you agree to keep your dirty laundry at home and are great at compliments) but here are some points to consider:
- We reserve the right to refuse admission.
- Woman in the apartment below: No, we are not the ones playing reggaeton, we are too busy having taste.
- Woman in the apartment below, again: Yes, that moaning does come from here… My friend gets really excited with her Physics homework. I’ll tell
themher to keep it down.