Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The Only Normal Bastard

Okay, so I had quite a funny story all build up since a month ago. When I was on the flight back from (getting lucky) England I met the most obnoxious guy ever. The ‘fun’ out this story was, of course, the reasons that made him obnoxious. However, I have let so much time pass by that the only reasons I can remember are that he was loud, stupid and a little bit racist. I’m telling you, with all of its details, it was a hilarious story. I promised myself I would write it up the second I got a second free. I’m not going to lie, I did get plenty of lazy seconds this month, I just didn’t feel like writing at all.

Stuff has happened (that’s the retarded-phrase-cousin of ‘Shit happens’), and a lot of it was the ‘bloggish’ kind of stuff. I must admit I felt a dash of inspiration when I heard one of my roommates having very loud sex while I was eating a pasta salad and reading about ways to camouflage ugly drapes… But, I guess, living for the first time without my parents or nuns has left me with two consecutive colds and a writer’s block.

I’m trying to work past that by writing shorter entries, at first. Also, I decided to go into a new project which now has me all excited. I have a new sex blog, completely independent from this one… Because nothing inspires me more than sex.

Seriously.

I don’t want to link this blog to the new one, for personal (although, probably silly) reasons. If you want a link you can send me an email at dahl.lola@gmail.com . There’s no need for you to explain why you want it, introduce yourself or anything… Just ask me to send you the link and I’ll do it.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Romeo and Juliet, At Least it Was Their Own Fault

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Disclaimer: No one really offered me any sausages…